New Year's Resolutions

It is that time of year again
The auld lang zyne
When folks gather and begin
To remember the "good old times"

We laugh and smile and look ahead
To the new day, month, year
Then drag ourselves home and fall in bed
To try to keep our resolve and not appear

To have failed to keep our promise
For just a day or two
But to continue and persist
For the whole year through

Dodge This!

There's a new game to play-

It's online and sponsered by Endway .

You set up an account then activate it

You will then get a link and try to get hits.

When your link has been clicked

You know you have been picked

To dodge your new friend

And then at the end

Of the week if you are top score

You can walk away with the prize store

Which can be one hundred dollars

So get your account and see what
follows...

BlackBerry Pearl Video Generator

Need the perfect gift for your Blackberry?
Here is just what you need to make your Christmas merry!

The Blackberry Pearl Video Generator
Makes it easy for you to be a movie innovator.

Just plug the installer in to your desktop
Convert your movie, a new file appears quick as a hop.

An old file will appear from the Black Berry creator
Allowing you to convert your movie with this generator.

It couldn't be easier to be a movie pro
So convert your video quickly and enjoy the show!

Just in time for the holiday
The best part, around $15 is all you'll pay!

Christmas Draws Near

Christmas time is drawing near
Towns throughout are filled with cheer

Happy songs and lights so bright
Fill the day and most of the night

Packages galore with ribbon and bows
Filled with goodies, toys and clothes

People are nicer than throughout the year
They help the poor, the sick and those in fear

So now this day is more of a season
Let's keep in mind the ultimate reason

For our joy, hope and love
Come from within and above

Heading Out?

Planning a trip anytime soon?
If so, this site is a must
As long as you are headed anywhere but the moon.

These sites are unique,
They are filled with allure
Before you head out, a look here you must sneak.

They are filled with tidbits of information
They will cause you to tingle
With that pre-journey sensation.

As you make destination plans you'll be sure to love,
Be sure to check here to view
Fifty travel sites you've probably never heard of !

jet lag

Jet lag
Such a drag
My eyelids sag
And I will not brag
My footsteps zig and zag
My body’s a wrung out dish rag
I should cover my head with a bag
My hair has matted in to one big shag
My step has no bounce, spring or swag
My life feels like I’ve been drug out of the crag
I cannot sleep though my mind and body are utterly fag
The sight and smell of food too rich is enough to make me gag
I feel at any moment my brain will explode with the incoming frag
But this too shall end, as it is really only time-travel induced jet lag.

Learning to Play Poker Online

Folks love to play poker with me
“Which wins” I ask, “two aces or three?”
“What is a flush, what is a straight, what is the ante?”
Now I can learn on-line these days
And when I learn enough, then I’ll see that it pays
To sign up with Poker DIY , where I can play poker
With others who may think a wild card is the joker.
I can track my results and even set up a tourney
It’s a service that costs no money!
I gotta get going to learn this great game
Now my poker skills will never be the same!

Pain, Pain, Go Away

Pain, pain go away
No need to come back any other day.
Getting old can zap the fun
As it affects how you walk and run.
Pain, pain go away
No need to come back any other day.

Make Light of Life in Verse

Is life rather terse?
Oft feel the need for a nurse?
If that is the case,
Then this is the place
To make light in verse.

Free Quick Rhyme

If you want to see a rhyme
But you only have a short time
Stop by this place
Adjust your face
And it doesn't cost a dime.

Now I Lay Me Down to Rest

Now I lay me down to rest
I've got to get this off my chest
When I kissed him goodnight
Oh what a fright!
It was far from the best